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trekrider Feeling: Prehistoric
Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 2176 Location: Twin cities,MN
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Posted: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 17:14:28 Post Subject: How to be a good Democrat: |
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How to be a good Democrat:
1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese & North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.Lee, and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and really a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that this letter is part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy. _________________ Two wrongs don't make a right!
But, three lefts do!! |
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Little Bruin
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Joined: 07 Apr 2003
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NewAwakenings Your Worst Nightmare
Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 1516 Location: In your nightmares
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BeerCheeze *hick*
Joined: 14 Jun 2003 Posts: 9285 Location: At the Bar
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Posted: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 19:03:05 Post Subject: |
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NewAwakenings wrote: | here we go again.......
I am a democrat and proud of it, but I think Hilary CLinton is an evil b!tch!! |
Does that mean the rest of the list is OK with you??
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Dud3! Forum abandoner
Joined: 21 Aug 2003 Posts: 1469 Location: Florida
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Posted: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 20:05:30 Post Subject: |
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That's perfect!
And you can put Republican or Demican or Republicrat as the title, it matters not, they all tell the same lies and do the same things. The only Republicans and Democrats are the people that vote, not the politicians. _________________ Due to a not-that-interesting turn of events, I am now known as Justin Danger. |
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evilburl Canadian eh
Joined: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 346 Location: I have no idea
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Posted: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 20:35:13 Post Subject: |
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NewAwakenings wrote: | here we go again.......
I am a democrat and proud of it, but I think Hilary CLinton is an evil b!tch!! |
there was somthing that think I liked about her ,, now I know _________________ A8N SLI Premium, 64 - 3700, 160g sata hd, 1 GB 3200 cl 2.5, Asus Extreme EN7800GT, 19" Acicero and win xp
PMS stands for:Perissable Man-Slaughter, Preposterous Mood Swings, or Punish My Spouse
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Irish Lass Rated PG-13
Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 34 Location: Pa.
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Posted: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 13:17:51 Post Subject: |
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THIS IS GREAT - Go GOP
"In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune." —Jay Leno
She followed her husband to the public house. "How can you come here," she said, taking a sip of his pint of Guinness, "and drink that awful stuff?" "Now!" he cried, "And you always said I was out enjoying meself." _________________ The Mistress Of Irish Humor |
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