Effective counter marketing

renovation · Posted: Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:15:34 Post Subject: Effective counter marketing

The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with, "Is this William Wagenhoss?"

This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?"
Pepper

The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew William personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case.

I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice.

I proceeded to tell him we had located his position at his work place and the police were entering the building to take him into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table, why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes.

My meal was cold, but oh-so-very enjoyable

travis · Rated PG-13 Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 25

hahahahhahhaha, good one. Really creative.

mAnChO · Posted: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 01:10:20 Post Subject:

AHAHAH awesomeness Good One

FOX · Posted: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 18:18:46 Post Subject:

lol thats great until they send the po-lice man after you for harrassment and impersonating a gov't official lol.... just playin