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Customer Tackles Deer in Neb. Wal-Mart
NORFOLK, Neb. (AP) - So exactly how do you stop a charging deer in Wal-Mart? You take away its credit card. Shoppers at the Wal-Mart here wish they would have thought of that. It would have been a whole lot easier.

A deer without a grocery list entered through the doors of the supermarket part of the store Thursday.

The store's greeter didn't see the deer enter through the exit, but she did see the critter when it hit the slick floor and fell. It quickly recovered and went scurrying down the aisles.

After doing a little looking around, the deer was tackled by a customer. Others of the human persuasion then tied the deer's legs so it couldn't kick, placed it in a shopping cart and pushed it outside.

Officials took the animal to nearby Ta-ha-zouka Park and released it.

MasterSweets14 · Posted: Mon, 16 May 2005 20:43:09 Post Subject:

lmfao

BeerCheeze · Posted: Mon, 16 May 2005 20:46:02 Post Subject:

They didn't release it... Earl skinned it!!!

knight0334 · Posted: Tue, 17 May 2005 10:51:21 Post Subject:

mmmm speed beef...

BeerLotus · Posted: Wed, 18 May 2005 02:20:35 Post Subject:

Ever tried deer? It's tasty

MasterSweets14 · Posted: Wed, 18 May 2005 07:54:57 Post Subject:

deer is absolutely delcious, so is ostrich

J-Dog3000 · Posted: Wed, 18 May 2005 08:00:32 Post Subject:

snake and gator

MasterSweets14 · Posted: Wed, 18 May 2005 08:07:15 Post Subject:

mmmmmmm snake

J-Dog3000 · Posted: Wed, 18 May 2005 08:08:53 Post Subject:

oh, and frog!

knight0334 · Posted: Wed, 18 May 2005 09:59:04 Post Subject:

Deer are nicknamed Speed Beef in these parts. So many of them are splattered on the roads and highways by speeders. Looks like a bloody butcher's table out on I-80 and state road 28 at times.

If you ever need some extra grub, just go out on night with your new car for a country drive.