mangled measurements

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:11:31 Post Subject: mangled measurements

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile perhour = Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line
13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles
16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
18. 10 cards = 1 decacard
19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard
20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton
21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
24. 10 rations = 1 decaration
25. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
28. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League

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BeerCheeze · Posted: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:42:25 Post Subject:

Those are good

Shadowsilence · Posted: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:47:43 Post Subject:

Pretty funny to wake up to.

knight0334 · Posted: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:13:08 Post Subject:

LMAO!

knight0334 · Posted: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:19:52 Post Subject:

I reread that and still laughed... damn I must be a nerd. lol

HackaX0rus · Posted: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:14:49 Post Subject:

BWHAHAHAHA Laughing

Enforcer · Posted: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:33:20 Post Subject:

read a few of those out, got my laughs in, I'm solid for the rest of the day.