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trekrider Feeling: Prehistoric
Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 2176 Location: Twin cities,MN
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Posted: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 09:12:55 Post Subject: Who am I?? |
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One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his
usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both
cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the
homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,"
the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it
Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00
AM Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the
neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild.
Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."
The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time
with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is. "The mailman laughs
and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds.
"Your name came up four or five times". _________________ Two wrongs don't make a right!
But, three lefts do!! |
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Little Bruin
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Joined: 07 Apr 2003
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Doctor Feelgood Arrrrghh!
Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 20349 Location: New Jersey
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Posted: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 09:19:33 Post Subject: |
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good stuff! |
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BeerCheeze *hick*
Joined: 14 Jun 2003 Posts: 9285 Location: At the Bar
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Posted: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 09:56:13 Post Subject: |
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Ouch! |
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dadx2mj Happy Camper
Joined: 10 Aug 2003 Posts: 2994 Location: SoCal
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HackaX0rus Rated XXX
Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 1972 Location: Cen. CA
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Posted: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 14:03:40 Post Subject: |
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... _________________ Ignore this^^ |
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