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PostPosted: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 11:17:06    Post Subject: bus full of seniors Reply with quote View Single Post

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway,
when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a
handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about
eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the
almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible
because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady Answers,
"We just love the chocolate around them."

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PostPosted: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 11:19:26    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

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PostPosted: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 14:57:47    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

lol.....
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PostPosted: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 02:18:05    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

OMG,,, comedy
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