How RUUDE!

BeerCheeze · Posted: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:41:42 Post Subject: How RUUDE!

Ok, so obviously I'm not a very nice person (it feeds my ego if I'm derogatory to others). But what about YOU! Yes YOU, don't think I'm talking to someone else... It's YOU I'm talking to.

How rude are you? What is the rudest thing you have ever done (My list is too long to list here)? What about the rudest thing that has ever been done to you?

Come on... say it... SAY IT... SAY MY NAME BITC... OO wait, wrong forum. Never mind, just answer the questions.

heylinder · Posted: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:33:57 Post Subject:

I'm not sure if this is rude but it sure is funny to me Smile

I work two jobs, one of them involves the drug task force. Occasionally when we have a good day and are hauling crackheads off I like to heckle them Grin

Like ... So, what are you going to do with your stimulus check? It really pi$$es them off when they are in handcuffs and I ask them to hand me something Laughing

sbrehm72255 · Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:08:54 Post Subject:

There were times while I was still in the Army (1st SGT) and was having one of my bad days, I used to enjoy making grown men cry in front of a entire company formation for screwing up.

But now that I'm retired and on my meds I'm just a really nice guy 99% of the time.

Charlie · Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:27:08 Post Subject:

I use to burn my son's expensive Nike shoes in a barrel when he wouldn't pick them up after repeated warnings (He bought them with his own money). I caught him with pot a few times and that ended up scattered in the trash after which I took a whiz all over it so he wouldn't try to retrieve it.....

knight0334 · Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:10:32 Post Subject:

I'm an Equal Opportunity Offender anymore.

However, if I like ya - I may pick on ya a bit more than those I dont know. ..so those who I've offended here, please feel privileged. Grin

As for rudest thing that I can remember:

Teeny's son used to sneak in these hot little highschool girls to bang after school. ...one day I decided to stay home from work for other reasons, but then I remembered about David's little private time and figured I'd harass them a bit. I parked my truck down in the parking lot of the Firemans Club next door out of sight and hid in mine and his mom's bedroom.

Well sure enough he brought home one and got busy right away. As about the time I figured they were at the high point of getting their jolly's on - I kicked in his bedroom door and yelled "YO!! Her dad is at the door! Get dressed and get out the back! I'll distract him.."

They then scrambled for their clothes and bolted downstairs where I was stand at front door laughing my @ss off.

Hellfire · Rated XXX Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 3473

I'm generally too much of a nice guy to do anything rude to people I don't know. People I know well, I'll harrass a lot. Especially people at work...but most of those are more pranks than anything Smile

Got a doozy planned for a certain co-worker this year...

treekodar · Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:50:10 Post Subject:

I once spanked two girls for money.

BeerCheeze · Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:48:16 Post Subject:

knight0334 · Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:27:59 Post Subject:

slugbug · Rated XXX Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 772 Location: Canada

Does this count? I once set fire to a barrel of monkeys Yikes

After that the game was real easy Laughing