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trekrider
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PostPosted: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 23:08:31    Post Subject: My Fine is $655.60 Reply with quote View Single Post
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep
going until you've read each" offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked Weed - $10
Did Acid - $5
Ever had sex at church - $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -
$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace - $25
Had sex for money - $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican - $20
Vandalized something - $20
Had sex on your parents' bed - $10
Beat up someone - $20
Been jumped - $10
Crossed dressed - $10
Given money to stripper - $25
Been in love with a stripper - $20
Kissed someone whose name you didn't know - $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work - $15
Ever drive drunk - $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - $50
Used toys while having sex - $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - $20
Went skinny dipping - $5
Had sex in a pool - $20
Kissed someone of the same sex - $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex - $20
Cheated on your significant other - $10
Masturbated- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -$20
Done oral- $5
Got oral- $5
Done /got oral in a car while it was moving - $25
Stole something - $10
Had sex with someone in jail - $25
Made a nasty home video - $15
Had a threesome - $50
Had sex in the wild - $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex - $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars - $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older - $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 - $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time - $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it - $25
Went streaking - $5
Went streaking in broad daylight - $15
Been arrested - $5
Spent time in jail - $15
Peed in the pool - $0.50
Played spin the bottle - $5
Done something you regret - $20
Had sex with your best friend - $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work - $25
Had anal sex - $80
Lied to your mate - $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good - $25
Tally it up your fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that
sent it to you and your other friends.
Title your email "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your
answers, just the amount of your fine.
If you don't want anyone to know; don't tell anybody!
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Little Bruin
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heylinder
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Joined: 04 Aug 2003
Posts: 1938
Location: Georgia
PostPosted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:08:43    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
My fine is $390.60 Smile

Matt ... you slut Wink
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vulcan
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Joined: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 627
Location: The Blue Nowhere
PostPosted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:35:22    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
Assuming that multiple offenses of the same type don't count, my fine is $1020.60
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heylinder
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Joined: 04 Aug 2003
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Location: Georgia
PostPosted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:31:26    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
Woah ... new slut in town Wink Grin




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Doctor Feelgood
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Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:33:02    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
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Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican - $20


What is that all about? Or should I not ask in public?
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misty
Mmmmm... Beer


Joined: 17 Jul 2003
Posts: 737
Location: In Dr. EvilCheeze's pants
PostPosted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:41:46    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
$485.10
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BeerCheeze
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Joined: 14 Jun 2003
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PostPosted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:17:29    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
$550.60

(Like you all haven't pee'd in a pool).
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LaTech
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PostPosted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:08:35    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
$370.50...this assuming that multiple offenses aren't billed more than once...
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FOX
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Joined: 15 Nov 2004
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Location: Saint Cloud, MN
PostPosted: Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:48:42    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
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seriously you all havent kissed anyone whos name you didnt know? bs lol.... thats y the fine is so low
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edvallie
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PostPosted: Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:20:22    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
$295.10, Smile I'm the innocent one on the forums.
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