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heylinder
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 Posted: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 23:54:08 Post Subject: Survivor: Southern Style |
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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own show, titled "Survivor: Southern Style".
The contestants will start in Montgomery, Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will proceed over to Arkansas and then down to Louisiana and over to Mississippi. They will finally end up back over in Alabama.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Massachusetts license plates and large bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay," "I'm a Vegetarian," "NASCAR Sucks," "Go Yankees,", "Smoking is for Idiots," "Hillary in 2008", "Deer Hunting is Murder", "Buy Dixie Chicks Records," "Dale Earnhart was a Sissy," and "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!"
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins!!!! |
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dadx2mj
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| Posted: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:10:23 Post Subject: |
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Please no one will ever survive that.... I'll kiss the a$$ of the first one that can though  |
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misty
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| Posted: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:12:21 Post Subject: |
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| dadx2mj wrote: | | I'll kiss the a$$ of the first one that can though |
So that's why EC was just asking about plane tickets to Montgomery.  |
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HackaX0rus
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| Posted: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:22:54 Post Subject: |
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| misty wrote: | | dadx2mj wrote: | | I'll kiss the a$$ of the first one that can though |
So that's why EC was just asking about plane tickets to Montgomery. |
Bwhahaha that contest is great lets do it on BB  . for the BB birthday celebration.
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PoisonedPawn45
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Having just moved to the South... this is all too funny. A little too true too 
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Dud3!
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HackaX0rus
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| Posted: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:13:04 Post Subject: |
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ya...hmm.glock vs a 50 cal barett 99...wonder whou would win...the south has more illegal guns than cuba...
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heylinder
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| Posted: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:25:26 Post Subject: |
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| HackaX0rus wrote: | | the south has more illegal guns than cuba... |
Not true in Georgia  You can legally carry just about any gun as long as it is not concealed. My boss carries an AK47 in his car for some reason ... rent to own business can be tough |
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Dud3!
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| Posted: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 10:34:25 Post Subject: |
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But...but.... You can't shoot a 50 cal upside down gansta style!
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