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Modulok Rated XXX
Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 2120 Location: New Jersey
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Posted: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:35:50 Post Subject: FBI Job Opening |
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL:
Women are evil. Don't mess with them |
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Little Bruin
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Charlie DeathStar
Joined: 24 Sep 2003 Posts: 10801 Location: Orlando, FL
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Posted: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:01:54 Post Subject: Re: FBI Job Opening |
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Modulok wrote: | .......
MORAL:
Women are evil. Don't mess with them |
Sooooo very true...... _________________
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Doctor Feelgood Arrrrghh!
Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 20349 Location: New Jersey
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Posted: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:05:57 Post Subject: |
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I didn't laugh... I know it's true. |
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mrweasel I can haz cheezbrgr?
Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Posts: 1444 Location: Pasadena, MD
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Posted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:01:53 Post Subject: |
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The FBI doesn't hire assasins...
but women are still evil. _________________
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knight0334 Rated XXX
Joined: 22 Aug 2003 Posts: 2234 Location: Neither Here, Nor There
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Posted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:06:49 Post Subject: |
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mrweasel wrote: | The FBI doesn't hire assasins...
but women are still evil. |
ahem...
Ruby Ridge, Waco... |
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mrweasel I can haz cheezbrgr?
Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Posts: 1444 Location: Pasadena, MD
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Posted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:11:10 Post Subject: |
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those weren't "assasinations", those were Clinton-esque "misunderstandings" _________________
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knight0334 Rated XXX
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Little Bruin
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mrweasel I can haz cheezbrgr?
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Posted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:22:13 Post Subject: |
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sadly _________________
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NewAwakenings Your Worst Nightmare
Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 1516 Location: In your nightmares
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Posted: Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:57:50 Post Subject: |
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What that little story didnt tell ya.. the women .. it was me!!!!! _________________ I am the Spam Queen...
OOO Pleeease... Like you were the first person in this place to have him... we've passed him around like a Joint at a frat party! - Dr. EvilCheeze |
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Doctor Feelgood Arrrrghh!
Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 20349 Location: New Jersey
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Posted: Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:07:05 Post Subject: |
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NewAwakenings wrote: | What that little story didnt tell ya.. the women .. it was me!!!!! |
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