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Modulok
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PostPosted: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:35:50    Post Subject: FBI Job Opening Reply with quote View Single Post

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL:
Women are evil. Don't mess with them
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Little Bruin
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Charlie
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PostPosted: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:01:54    Post Subject: Re: FBI Job Opening Reply with quote View Single Post

Modulok wrote:
.......

MORAL:
Women are evil. Don't mess with them


Sooooo very true......

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Doctor Feelgood
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PostPosted: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:05:57    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

I didn't laugh... I know it's true. Yikes
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mrweasel
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PostPosted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:01:53    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

The FBI doesn't hire assasins...

but women are still evil.

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knight0334
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PostPosted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:06:49    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

mrweasel wrote:
The FBI doesn't hire assasins...

but women are still evil.


ahem...

Ruby Ridge, Waco... Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:11:10    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

those weren't "assasinations", those were Clinton-esque "misunderstandings"
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PostPosted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:03:35    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Oh yeah... forgot we gotta be politically correct these days... lol
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PostPosted: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:22:13    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

sadly
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PostPosted: Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:57:50    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

What that little story didnt tell ya.. the women .. it was me!!!!! Evil Banana
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OOO Pleeease... Like you were the first person in this place to have him... we've passed him around like a Joint at a frat party! - Dr. EvilCheeze
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PostPosted: Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:07:05    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

NewAwakenings wrote:
What that little story didnt tell ya.. the women .. it was me!!!!! Evil Banana


Yikes
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