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trekrider
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 08:49:41    Post Subject: Pres. Hillary Reply with quote View Single Post

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the
White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,

"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

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Little Bruin
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BeerCheeze
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 09:42:30    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

HAHAHAHA! Now that's a happy ending!
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 11:42:34    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

I read the first line where it says "Hillary Clinton gets elected President" and passed out on the floor. God what a scary thought. Yikes Bang Head
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PostPosted: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 16:55:21    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Yes! Please follow Abe's advice! Laughing
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skarydrunkguy
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PostPosted: Sun, 07 Aug 2016 01:40:52    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

13 years later and this is still funny Smile
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